Espresso

Today, I've been mostly feeling sleepy. It's amazing how three cups of rather potent Italian espresso in the morning can't keep me awake all day in the office. Previously, I have mentioned drinking coffee here in the office with weekly changing temps who talk crap. Now, I've got a confession to make. I don't actually drink coffee with them. I don't even drink tea here, but I do suffer from the f-list syndrome and I really don't care what Posh and Becks are up to.

The reason why I dont drink coffee here is quite simple. I hate the reciprocal system that these people have implemented. "Anyone for hot drinks?" "Sure", I say, only to find that I'm then actually expected to make coffee/tea to EVERYBODY as I go to the staff room next time to satisfy my cravings. Man, this really bugs me. It bugs me to such extent that I have stopped drinking coffee in the office full stop. Not that I greatly miss the bloody instant crap anyway but I still seem to be irreversibly hooked on that substance found in abundance from the black liquid in question.

So, what do I do. Try to drown myself in caffeine in the mornings? Exactly, but it doesn't seem to work on me. This is what I need. Could I wait until xmas or should I buy it now? Unless they come up with caffeinated chewing gum, I'm bound to waste some good money on this excellent product and even bring it with me to the office. I don't see any problem with washing my hands and face ten times a day, providing there's enough moisturizer available (don't start, I know...).

To finish up for today - this is quite funny! Poor bloke's about to get caught