Soul Inc.

I just heard this on the radio, and decided to cash in instantly...

Apparently someone in China wanted to sell his soul to the highest bidder on the internet. Well, the problem was that the company providing the e-commerce service reckoned they needed proof from "higher authority" to guarantee that the person was in a place to sell his soul and would be able to deliver the goods.

That's when it hit me: Goods and services my arse! Souls are where the smart money is in the new millenia. So, Electric Vihta is proud to present SOUL Inc. The first company on the net to provide assurances from higher authority that you are eligible to sell your soul. With a nominal fee we will provide you with all the doccuments you need to sell your soul.

Imagine the possibilities: you can buy a few extra souls and show off, or make a bit of cash by selling your own.

C'mon now soul sisters, make me rich!

P.S. According to reliable sources (South Park) Japanese people don't have souls, so don't be fooled by cunning fraudsters offering discount Japanese souls.